satu benda apa yang bakal lo bawa kalo terdampar di suatu pulau?

entah itu benda favorit atau bisa juga benda yang buat elo sangat berfungsi…

nine      : “tusuk gigi (nine’s must have item!)…. ama ayam, karena gw ga bisa makan ikan! hahaha..”

semua nimpalin “satu ajaaa…tapi lucu tuh! hahahaha…”

hani      : “gw bawa kaca, teuteup musti ngaca…”

nine      : “kirain buat bikin api…”

arien     : “kalo gw pasti bawa lip gloss…”

hani      : “rasa tobeyi, arien banget… hihi..”

arien     : “iyaa,biar kepanasan ga mau bibirnya kering, haha..”

tami     : “kalo gw cukuran.. tetep musti nyukuuurr… hihihi!”

si cantik jelita pun harus bercukur, batin kita, “huahahaha…”

arien     : “kalo elo apa, mir?”

mirtha  : (mikir lama, matanya muter-muter, sambil nahan ngantuk kekenyangan karena kita abis makan) “mmh.. mmmhh…”

nine      : “ga bole makanan atau minuman!”

mirtha : “yah gw baru mau bilang makanan atau minuman… hahaha!”

nine      : “ga boleh… satu ajah hayo…”

toha      : “kok gw ga ditanya?”

nine      : “ ya bentar dong, kan muter… tunggu giliran, kan tadi mirtha dulu… sok toha apah?”

toha      : “terinspirasi film ‘the blue lagoon’ gw cuma mau bawa cunkuo aja..”

arien     : “iya tau 'the blue lagoon' hehe.. cunkuo apa sih?”

toha      : “ga tau? tanya si lanri…”

arien     : “cunkuo apa sih, lanri?”

lanri      : “apa ya…miyabi dan teman-temannya lah… hihihi…”

arien     : “oooooow.. hehehe.. and you’ll be just fine ya?”

toha      : “iyaaa.. di film itu kan baek2 aja ampe punya anak segala, hahaha!”

mirtha  : “oh oh oh.. eh gw tau.. gw mau bawa korek api!”

nine      : “ngapain si mirtha bawa korek api? emang elo mau ngeroko?”

arien     : (semua ngeliatin nine) “neng, dia kan ga bawa rokok, cuma bawa korek api doang. mo ngeroko darimana?”

nine      : “oiyaaaa, hahaha…kalo elo apa, lan?”

lanri      : “kayanya dah pernah ditanya ini deh, gw dah jawab waktu itu.. pisau dong, pasti kepake buat berburu, ama cari makan… oiya ama satu toko McD..”

semua   : “wakakakak!“

tami     : “satuu aja, lanri…  lagian kalo udah punya McD, ngapain punya piso?”

lanri      : “oiya yaa.. hehe!”

mirtha  : “ eh lanri, kalo gitu gw ikut elo aja terdamparnya, soalnya ada McDnya… haha!”

1. Women are unpredictable.

Before marriage, she expects a man,

after marriage she suspects him,

and after death she respects him.

———————-

2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much

They got married - and now he is going thru hell.

———————-

3. A man inserted an `ad' in the classifieds :

"Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing :

"You can have mine."

———————-

4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:

either the car is new or the wife.

———————-

5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not.

Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him.  If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

———————-

6. A man received a letter

from some Kidnappers. The letter said,  " if you don't promised to send us $100,000 I swear that we will  kidnap your wife."

The poor man wrote back,  " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep  yours."

———————-

7. What's the matter,

you look depressed."  "I'm having trouble with my wife."

"What happened?"  "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."

"But that ought to make you happy."

"It did, but today is the last day."

———————-

8. WOMAN

When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.

When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.

When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.

When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.

———————-

9. MAN

At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.

At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.

At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.

At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a  year.

At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.

———————-

10. Marriage Humour

In the beginning, God created earth and rested.

Then God created man and rested.

Then God created woman.

Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

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setelah makan siang, rumpi di meja bundar.

hani lagi baca majalah wanita, mbacain beberapa topik menarik seputar kecantikan.

tiba-tiba..

astri     : “eh udah lama gw ga liat bintang loh..”

hani      : “nih majalah lumayan baru kok, gw bacain ya zodiaknya”

arien     : “bukan zodiak, maksud lo tabloid kan, mba?”

astri     : “iya, hehe..”

nine      : (sambil nyengir) “gw kirain bintang di langit..”

arien     : “huahahaha…”

astri     : “ya ampun, nine romantis banget sih.. gw ga segitunya tauk.. hahahaa..lagian di Jakarta, mana bisa liat bintang, langitnya abu-abu gituh..”

FOLKS,

Herewith some QUOTES from "BUSINESS WORLD" that might inspiring you in anyway.

Have a nice weekend :

"SAY NO, THEN NEGOTIATE."

"IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME, IT MEANS YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LISTENING"

"IF YOU CAN'T CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM."

"BEFORE YOU HAVE AN ARGUMENT WITH YOUR BOSS, TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT BOTH SIDES.......HIS SIDE AND THE OUTSIDE."

RULE OF FAILURE :

"IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT YOU TRIED."

 "THERE IS NO JOB SO SIMPLE THAT IT CANNOT BE DONE WRONG."

 "A BUSINESS IS TOO BIG WHEN IT TAKES A WEEK FOR GOSSIP TO GO FROM ONE END OF THE OFFICE TO THE OTHER."

 "OLD SALESMEN NEVER DIE......THEY JUST OUT OF COMMISSION."

 "A COMMITTEE IS TWELVE MEN DOING THE JOB OF ONE."

 "BUSINESS IS THE ART OF EXTRACTING MONEY FROM ANOTHER MAN'S POCKET WITHOUT RESORTING TO VIOLENCE."

  "THE TROUBLE OF MIXING BUSINESS AND PLEASURE IS THAT PLEASURE USUALLY COMES OUT ON TOP."

 "NEVER TELL A LIE....UNLESS LYING IS ONE OF YOUR STRONG POINTS."

 "MARKETING IS SIMPLY SALES WITH COLLEGE EDUCATION."

 "A GOOD BUSINESS MANAGER HIRES OPTIMISTIC AS SALESMEN AND PESSIMISTIC TO RUN THE CREDIT DEPARTMENT."

 "SOME EXECUTIVES CALL PASSING THE BUCK DELEGATING AUTHORITY."

 THE GOLDEN RULE :" HE WHO HAS THE GOLD MAKES THE RULES"

"IF YOU PICK UP A STARVING DOG AND MAKE HIM PROSPEROUS, HE WILL NOT BITE YOU. THIS IS THE PRINCIPAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DOG AND A MAN."

 "THE TYPICAL SALESMAN IS A MAN WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE, A SHINE ON HIS SHOES, AND A LOUSY TERRITORY."

 "HAPPINESS IS A POSITIVE CASHFLOW."

 "I CAN NOT GIVE YOU A FORMULA FOR SUCCESS, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU FORMULA FOR FAILURE.....TRY TO PLEASE EVERYBODY."

 "THERE ARE THREE KIND OF LIES :

  LIES

  DAMNED LIES

  AND STATISTICS."

 "MANAGEMENT IS THE ART OF GETTING OTHER PEOPLE TO DO ALL THE WORK."

"MONEY WON'T BUY HAPPINESS, BUT IT WILL PAY THE SALARIES OF A LARGE RESEARCH STAFF TO STUDY THE PROBLEM."

she stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked "do i know you?"

the woman answers "i think you’re the father of one of my kids".

the man thinks for a minute then realizes this kid she is talking about must be the result of the one and only time he ever cheated on his wife.

so he says to the woman "are you the stripper that was at my best friends bachelor party about 5 years ago?".. "you know, the one I had sex with on the pool table while your friend spanked my bare ass with a whip?"

the woman looks at him horrified and says "no, i'm your son's teacher".